Weekends

I proclaim that... Weekends are never quite long enough.

Emoticons

I proclaim that... Emoticons are hilarious, entertaining, educational, and amusing P-) (it's a pirate!).

Presentations

I proclaim that...presentations make me cry.

Homework

I proclaim that...homework is plain evil.

Politics & Football

Football in Grass
Originally uploaded by Jayel Aheram

I proclaim that...politics is like football. You follow your favorite team, engage in dissent of the opposition, and cheer for their victories. Sometimes your team loses, but you just wait for the next season.

Lipstick

I proclaim that...if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. It's an old saying that doesn't mean anything else other than dressing it up to make it look pretty, it's still going to remain ugly.

Lightning

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Originally uploaded by torridence

I proclaim that...lightning is magnificent--as long as your computer doesn't get a jolt.

Midori

I proclaim that... Midori is the most delectable alcohol ever.

IM

I proclaim that... IM is the preferred method of communication.

Naps

I proclaim that...naps during the day refresh you.

Sushi

Sushi
Originally uploaded by barron

I proclaim that...sushi is tremendously good!

Sleep

I proclaim that...sleep is for the weak.

Soggy Biscuits

I proclaim that... my biscuits are soggy.

Apple Pie

apple pie
Originally uploaded by Kanko*

I proclaim that...apple pie is delicious.

Genesis

I proclaim that...this blog is ready to begin!